Jesse Burtner

• Age

  33

• Stance Settings

  Positive a bunch, negative a little

• Hometown

  Seattle

• Home Mountain

  Snoqualmie

• Sponsors

  Lib Tech, Bent Metal, Crab Grab, Spacecraft, Pow Gloves, Water

What is it like being a Knight or a Minion for Bent Metal? Everyday I ride to battle broadboard in hand right riding boot bent in to dragon metal ready to fall on cold stone, hard steel or frozen earth, with nary a kings ransom nor a bed-able whore as token. Need not I these things for it is enough honor and glory in any sellboard's heart to do thus under the Bent Metal banner.

Maidens or Wenches? Maiden in the kitchen wench in the bedroom.

Why have you joined the Bent Metal crusade? To ride Winter's Ridge at the burning dusk with the dogs of snow all in sync chasing the silhouette of the Power Beast.

Have you ever seen Bent Metal Larry, if so where? I have seen him at Hyak, cloaked in black leaving no tracks making no sound.

What element of Bent Metal Larry's lifestyle inspires you most? His realm is immense he is master of mountain peak to ocean break. He is goat, sparrow, stallion and shark.

Little small ear buds or big head phones for riding? I know not what you speak of, your tongue is strange to me. Tis the language of the tower.

Jousting our Duel? Everyday is a joust and the cruel winter is a duel.

Since snowboarding is about good times, whats been good lately? Free riders and sellboards of all compass uniting under one banner to rebel and upheave the bondage of mental larceny and obligatory self oppression.

Ale or Mead? I enjoy a flagon of mead with fellow free riders of the frozen range but in time of feast i'll only taste the finest Romulan Ale.

Seek and enjoy or search and destroy? Pillage, Create, Destroy