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BENT METAL’S KINKO DE MAYO – MT BACHELOR – MAY 5, 2012

5.9.12 1:17 PM

Bent Metal successfully resurrected the rotting burro corpse that is Kinko de Mayo recently at Mt Bachelor in Oregon.

We had a plethora of sombreros, biker vests, chips & salsa, a stacked playlist of punk and metal and yes…a Squirt pit.

Bent Metal Knights Jesse Burtner, Sean Genovese and Jeff Keenan held down the judging on the five kink features (El Guapo, Tijuana Tube, El Burro, Burrito Box and Tube-A-Lero) the Bachelor Parks crew set-up just for the event.

When the corn chips cleared, Aaron Cardwell took the overall Tortilla Title and got a new DWD board, Poler Napsack and the LAST POSSIBLE INVITE to Snowboarder Magazine’s Superpark. Well done kid.

Thanks to Bent Metal Binders, Mt. Bachelor, Lib Tech Snowboards, GNU Snowboards, Arnette Eyewear, Poler Stuff, Dinosaurs Will Die Snowboards, COAL, YoBeat and Snowboarder Magazine for making it happen.

See you next spring.
Zero Innovation…Perfect Execution…Bent Metal.

Get hyped to shred! Get up on some nasty box and rails! Spring baby!

3.22.12 9:41 AM

Get hyped to shred! Get up on some nasty box and rails! Spring baby! Gnu’s Greenhorn games at Mt. Seymour in Canada hosted by Bent Metal kid friendly lovers Jesse Burtner, Sean Genovese, and KRUSH.

LIB TECH Attack Of The Storm Factory: Crystal Mtn.

3.14.12 11:01 AM

Lib Tech Team gets “stranded” at Crystal Mountain Washington during the Storm Factory catalog photo shoot.

Bent Metal – Holiday in Canada

3.14.12 10:38 AM

Jesse Burtner Brain Helmet – Reducing the Helmet Kook Factor to Almost Nothing!

10.26.11 10:58 AM

One Foot Action with Jesse Burtner – 50% of the BEAST!

10.6.11 9:38 AM

Check out ol’Beastest of the Beast Jesse Burtner harnessing 50% of the Bent Metal Dark Arts! Get surly, get knighted!

Jesse Burtner, Bent Metal Team Power Beast Captain answers a few questions… Jesse is mid-evil minded!

9.20.11 10:36 AM

Jesse Burtner, Bent Metal Team Power Beast Captain answers a few questions about what its like being a knight for Bent Metal. Jesse is mid-evil minded!
WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING A KNIGHT OR A MINION FOR BENT METAL?
Everyday I ride to battle broadboard in hand right riding boot bent in to dragon metal ready to fall on cold stone, hard steel or frozen earth, with nary a kings ransom nor a bed-able whore as token. Need not I these things for it is enough honor and glory in any sellboard’s heart to do thus under the Bent Metal banner.
MAIDENS OR WENCHES?
Maiden in the kitchen wench in the bedroom.
WHY HAVE YOU JOINED THE BENT METAL CRUSADE?
To ride Winter’s Ridge at the burning dusk with the dogs of snow all in sync chasing the silhouette of the Power Beast.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN BENT METAL LARRY, IF SO WHERE?
I have seen him at Hyak, cloaked in black leaving no tracks making no sound.
WHAT ELEMENT OF BENT METAL LARRY’S LIFESTYLE INSPIRES YOU MOST?
His realm is immense he is master of mountain peak to ocean break. He is goat, sparrow, stallion and shark.
LITTLE SMALL EAR BUDS OR BIG HEAD PHONES FOR RIDING?
I know not what you speak of, your tongue is strange to me. Tis the language of the tower.
JOUSTING OUR DUEL?
Everyday is a joust and the cruel winter is a duel.
SINCE SNOWBOARDING IS ABOUT GOOD TIMES, WHATS BEEN GOOD LATELY?
Free riders and sellboards of all compass uniting under one banner to rebel and upheave the bondage of mental larceny and obligatory self oppression.
ALE OR MEAD?
I enjoy a flagon of mead with fellow free riders of the frozen range but in time of feast i’ll only taste the finest Romulan Ale.
SEEK AND ENJOY OR SEARCH AND DESTROY?
Pillage, Create, Destroy

Bent Metal Team at High Cascade Snowboard Camp

9.14.11 8:25 AM

Bent Metal Team shredding up at High Cascade Snowboard Camp. Featuring Tucker Andrews, Jason Robinson, Jesse Burtner, and Ted Borland.

Ransack Rebellion Teaser

9.7.11 12:22 PM

Watch the latest Teaser from Ransack Rebellion featuring Bent Metal Knight Jesse Burtner.